Dearest friend,
Dang, it’s been so long since I’ve spoken to you. So much has changed, huh? We used to live in the greatest country on Earth, with all the green fields and packed stadiums you could want. A land where you could do anything you wanted and people would cheer and maybe even buy you a drink. I know I miss rolling down I-95 with you, tossing Big Gulps at mile marker signs and making fun of folks with those…
