Phone calls: Make plans through telepathic communication. Do not vocalize time, date, or place to meet. “See you then” is sufficient.

Being in class: Arrive and immediately launch into an intense academic discussion. Say something profound that reflects your current situation. The bell will ring as soon as you’re finished talking. Thank god for 2-minute classes.

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