How to Know Which Winter Holiday You’re Celebrating

Correspondence from the War on Christmas

Photo by Gregory Culmer on Unsplash

“Happy holidays!” said the Target cashier, as a brief look of terror flitted across her face. I could see the spittle from a raging War on Christmas veteran slowly drying on her red shirt. Her reindeer antler headband quivered slightly. Bless her heart, she was trying to be festive and inclusive. How silly of…