Heffalumps and Donkoozles: Why the Two-Party System Needs to Go

I had a coworker, Jamie, who proudly identified as Republican. At the same time, she said she wasn’t “political.” Meanwhile, I was “political,” by my own description, but did not identify as a Democrat.

To some people, a pro-life liberal or a pro-gay rights conservative are just…wrong. Like sushi pizza. (For the record, I love sushi pizza and if it seems wrong to you, you should ask yourself why.)
Trump loves to talk about The Democrats.
Aw, how cute.
That’s more like it.

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