A Love Letter to the Last Sip of Beer

Dear last sip of beer,

I just want you to know that you’re driving me crazy. You’re really teasing me with the satisfaction you give as I drift out on the wind of mild intoxication. And yet you also give me a sense of loss, like I’ve just parted ways with a dear friend.

You’re so satisfying, despite your questionable proportion of my own saliva. You give me a feeling of…